after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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