so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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