Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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