it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
its not stalking. its research.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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