How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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