He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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