I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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