I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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