But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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