We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize