Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Randomize