White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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