the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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