i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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