i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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