week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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