i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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