No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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