You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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