Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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