let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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