You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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