She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
