Sponge bath it is.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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