oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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