I need help removing her.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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