: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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