you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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