if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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