Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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