woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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