the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i think i have herpe
just one?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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