So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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