all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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