You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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