People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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