If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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