I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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