You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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