We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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