wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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