Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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