I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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