You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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