so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
my vag is so smooth its legendary
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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