so explain again why im purple
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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