I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I am one with the molecules
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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