I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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