He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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