I'm gonna have a badass scar
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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