Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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