Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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