Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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