I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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