Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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