We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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