I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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