So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My life is pants optional.
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