you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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